Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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