I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
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