I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
Houston, we have a squirter
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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