Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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