She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Just high enough for therapy.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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