god damn woman. you are like the herpes of drunk texting. you never go away.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
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My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
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Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
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