out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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