How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
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