How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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