shes about as inviting as chlamydia
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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