is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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