Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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