just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
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I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
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That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
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