There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
Apparently oprah and I were in competition to see who's ass could get bigger this summer
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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