I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
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