no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
Randomize
