why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
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He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
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Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
Let's get the cat blown out
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
Did you pee in the oven last night??
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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