how can u be prego again
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
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You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
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I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
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