Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
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