Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
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