Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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