I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
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