some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
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