Listen the way I know if I'm drunk is if I have stage fright in the pisser if I do then I'm not drunk! And I definitely still do right now!
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
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