We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
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Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
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Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside