Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
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