In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
My mom called me and we started arguing as usual. I finally screamed at her "I HEAR YOU AND THAT 30 YEAR OLD FUCKING!" and hung up. She hasn't called back yet. I win.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
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