Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
Sext me about skeletons
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
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