You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
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