We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
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Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
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lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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