smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
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So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
You can't just leave with hair like that
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I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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