like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
Randomize
