yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
Did I show you my penis last night?
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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