We're facebook friends in real life
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Blow job season was short but glorious.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
Randomize