Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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