Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
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Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
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He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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