The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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