Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
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