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once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
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you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
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I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
Literally I woke up the other day and the girl part of me was like “GET CUFFED MOTHERFUCKER” and I went ham on tinder.
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
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