there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
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So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
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Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
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