no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
Randomize
