He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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