Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
The Blue Grotto manager called. He asked me for your name and number. Apparently, on reviewing the videotape he noticed you consumed a whole pizza by yourself. He indicated that he has a tshirt for you and wants to put your picture on his eating wall of fame. Apparently, you are the first such person to complete this incredible feat of eating. Congratulations to you!! I am so proud.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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