My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
You took a bar mat shot.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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