Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
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it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
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Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
I licked your asshole in confidence.
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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