I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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