How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
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