Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
We have so much sex to catch up on
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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