She went from zero to smokin in five shots
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
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