Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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