just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
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i came home at 4 a.m. and made a dozen eggs and three lbs. of bacon. my mom woke up and the only thing she was pissed about was that i used the whole carton of eggs, but then she sat down and ate with me
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
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Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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