let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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