your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
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i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
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But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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