names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
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